Hohohoh !
Hi Hi ! (::
Kind of happy lately ehhh !
No why's .
Just seem to enjoy my life <::
Yeapp , yesterday went for band !
LOLX !
For the first time i woke up early ehh ?
Guess wad ! It was by accident i woke up early de lor !
Ahahahaha !
Cause when de alarm rang i wanted to get up to off it de , then LEG CRAMP !
Walao !
LOLX ! Leg cramp then somemore still must hear de irritating alarm keep ringing !
AHAHAHAHA ! Anyway i change de alarm ringtone le ! :P
To something less irritating .
Ohohoho ! :DDD


Pretty much i'm lagging behind my studies ehh , slacking too much !
This whole weekend did nothing productive ? Cause everytime go out go out go outttt !
But then also good thing lor !
Distress until so happy ! Even though I din't have any stress to start with <::
Yesterday after band , went for de lunch .
AHAHAHA !
So nice can ?
They cook right infront of us !
Hmmm , dono how to describe , nehmind , shall be selfish and not share with u my experiences :x
LOLX !
It was just cool lurhh ! Imagine a chef cooking infront of you .
With no glass window shielding u from de food .
Yeap , pretty much thats it :DDD
Then after lunch went to my Mum's friend de house .
AHAHAHAH !
I SO WANNA SCOLD DE ROAD ! Cause i can't scold de government later get sue .___.
Cause de road to my Mum's Friend house got one hump ., then ITS REALLY FUN !
Everytime when my mumm wanna go to her friend's her , my dad everytime drive through de so called 'Roller Coaster' .
Then yesterday so funny can !
We purposely made de deteour just for that roller coaster !
THEN END UP my dad speed then went over the "Hump" Then no more le !
SO SAD CAN !?
Lolx !
Really very fun lor !
Ur heart will suddenly drop , though its not as drastic and as long , but it was still fun :DDD
Ahahaha , alright got to go , my bro bugging me to use lappy le .___.
And iff anyone noe where else got "Roller Coaster" TELL EM ARR !
:DDDDD



Byesss ! :DDD
SEE YOU ALL ! OHHOHOHOHO .

LOLX !
Morning Tiny and Large people . :DD
Hmmmm , should i post an emo post or a not emo one .?
NOT EMO IT IS !
Ahahaha !
Hmmm , this week alot of stuff happen can ! (::
More than last week ! & Some how this week seems fast ?
ITS WEEKEND ALREADY !
Hmmm , Let's start from de most retarded of retarded !

Went IMH just to play basketball .
LOLX !
WEIRD RIGHT !?
I also din't know whyy i tag along !
LOLX ! Its like super far can !
Then that day raining some more .
So good timing , reach IMH court , rain .
LOLX !
Then on de way there made alot of jokes , laugh till people thought we were from IMH . :PP
Ahahaha !
De one that i remember was .. I forgot who say de , "Later play basketball , people chase us how ?"
LOLX ! Then still got one idiot go thought what L4D , wad zombie , LOLX ! Then he anyhow use his hand gun shoot people !
Funny lurhh !

Then after that on the way home , saw a old couple infront , THEY SUPER SWAY CAN !?
AHAHAHA !
They stepp on dog shit !
Then JinXing step i think .. Even though after the Uncle point and say there got shit and i push him away .
Or did i push him into de shit ?

Oh well :DDD
LOLX ! It sucks to be you !
AHAHAHA !
Weeee !
Tomorrow have band <::
But going off early again .!
Got wedding lunch , too bad !


& I realise that our school is the only school that have so little people wearing ethnic clothes can !?
WALAO EHH !
Other schools all so enthu can !
LOLX !
Their 1 class of students wearing ethnic clothes is more than our whole school wearing le can !
Some more not 1 or 2 schools only lor !
LOLX !
Ohh yeap , almost left something out !
MY ENTRY PROOF GOT TORN !
>::
Somebody bit it , now left half .
Ohohoo , then my mother got help me photocopy it , then put it back to A4 size .
LOLX !
SUPER FUNNY CAN !?
I only need 1 entry proof then my mother got photocopy and print 16 pieces .___.
AHAHAHA !
Wonder what i will do with de remainign 15pieces ?
Anybody wants ?
Ahahaha !

Yesterday was my primary school 105th anniversary , then they have dinner , alot of my primary school friends went , i never go .
Aww .
Ahahaha , oh well can always go in the next 5years time !
Really miss my primary school days alot can ?
It was really super hundred million more times better than secondary school !
Cause primary school i din't study at all , then at the bottom few classes BUT IT WAS REALLY FUN CAN ?
The friends i made in class , in that school .. Was (::
AHAHAH !
And it is so not as cheap as our sschool !
Primary school everytime de principal and discipline master call my parents come school de lor ! .___.
So pretty much spent my primary 1~primary 4 in the principal office :PP
I ALSO DONO WAD I DO CAN !?
THROW TOILET PAPER INTO DE CEILING ALSO CALL PARENTS !
GO INSIDE CANAL ALSO CALL PARENTS !
Fight with classmate also want call pareents .__.
Lame lor !
LOLX ! But it was fun can !?
Everytime get scolded le , then the discipline master buy chicken wing for me .
LOLX !
The school chicken wing very nice de !

Alright shall stop bout priomary school le .
No point living in de past ehh ! :DD
I'm so going to enjoy my present and look forward for de future ! (::


Oh then today finish SPA , can go home le .
LOLX !
So retarded can !? Come for school for 1hour then go home le .
OH OH ! LUCKY TODAY MY BRAIN NEVER FAIL ME LOR !
Cause physics spa i never study anything , neither did i have any notes to read till i get to school .
AHAHAHA ! Thanks to Ansel & Jan , i'm going to score well for SPA !
Ohohoho !
Last minute memorise !
So happy lor !
Like like job well done like that , kinda proud of myself :x

Then today after school nowhere to go ?
LOLX !
Yeap seriously , nowhere to go at all !
then just drag myself home .
No notebook at home , brother took it .
Pretty much nothing to do at home ehh ?
Then went to sleep .
LOLX !
Shiokk can , slept till 2pm , 4hours of sleep !
But then got somebody call me when i sleeping lor !
SO TIREDDDDDD !
Somemore i set my alarm 2pm to wake up especially to pei you de can ?
Then go poly clinic !
LAME LEH YOU .___.
IDIOT .
LOLX !
Anyway you're forgiven , ohohoho , Nehmind de lurhh , no ned say sorry .
So today went kinda bad , till evening ehh ! :DD
Morning had nothing to do , afternoon slept through it .
EVENING !
Went for tuition !
Then made me high !
LOLX !
The bloody tuition teacher scam can !
Close her house de door , THEN I THOUGHT NO TUITION !
Say why today so sway ! LOLX !
Then i call her , she say forgot leave de door open .
AHAHAHA !
Then after that FINALLY GOT PEOPLE CALL ME GO out !
LOLX !
But already 8++pm somemore still inside tuition !
SOME MORE WANT ME REACH THERE BY 9.30PM !
I fly there also cannot reach in time ar ! Ahahaha !
Then after that went home , OHOHOHO !
My dad came to fetch me .
Lucky can ? Was super hungry , haven taken my dinner lor ! :DDD




Alright Cheers to band tomorrow ! (::
Goodbye !







I wonder whether tomorrow should i drop it in her bag or not ?
R. Ahahaha !

Ohohohoo ! :DDD
Another goooood evening people !
Ahaha ! Today was de funnest of de fun nest ever !
Well , if that thing din't happen of course .___.
LOLX ! REALLY RUIN MY DAY CAN !

Hmmm lets start with .. THE FATTY PART !
Alright , so here's de most idiotic part of idiotic .
De last time i took my height and weight was 173cm & 60KG .
AND LAST THURSDAY I TOOK , IT WAS 174cm & 66.2KG !
So shall start to exercise le >::
And i will stop with my self denial of "They are not fats , its all muscles ."
LOLX !
I DIN'T KNOW I FAT TILL INCREASE 6KG CAN !?
Also dono wad i did )::
Then now most of my shorts cannot wear le .___.
Seriously .
LOLX ! Wear , then don button de shorts , its not don wan lurhh ... its can't .
AHAHAHA ! (::

Then after that today went for band , blabla , FIRST TIME , NEVER OVERSLEPT .
Cause when i wake up it was raining so heavily lurhh !
& i love rain alot !
I dono whyy ehh ? People say raining nice to sleep , but then i rather want enjoy looking at de rain then sleeping :DDD
So i got up and shower and then wait for my dad to fetch me <::
Ahahah !

Then today my dad first time take de SBS bus in many many years lor .
Cause today went Sentosa to watch a show , then my dad don wan park there cause expensive so we all take bus to amk then take shuttle bus to Sentosa .
LOLX !
My dad very cute can !? He boarded de bus then ask why different people tap got different sound ar ?
LOLX !

Yeap , anyway today really very fun (::
Went to watch Voyage de la Vie , then went in see see .
AHAHAHA !
DE BEST PART , I WENT INSIDE DE CASINO DE HORSE BETTING .
Securityt Guard : "You all 21years old ?"
My Brother :"Yupp ."
LOLX !
When my Brother is only 19 , and i'm only 15 ;O
AHAHAHA !
Then took alot of picturess with my noob camera man skills . But its all inside my Bro's girlfriend de camera .
Not badd eh , starting to like photography :DDD
Its funn !
The show , Voyage de la Vie , is seriouslyt VERY NICE <::
2hours performance .!
Very cool lor , got 1boy he super UBER flexible !
He can bend into a drawer lor !
And they are super skinny .
& Flexibleeeee !
Really very nice !
Don wan describe <:: Ahahaha !
Cause its too good !

Then after that on de way home took shuttle bus .
GOSH .
THIS WAS DE INCIDENT THAT LITERALLY RUIN MY DAY CAN !?
On the bus , cause got 5 of us , then i sit alone , then after that got 1 china toddler sit infront of me , at first i find him super cute .
Then after that de Toddler's boy de sister sit veside me , then she tell me what "The baby likes you ." In chinese lurhh , i just smile to her .
Then de baby keep looking at me , then use his hand hit hit hit , then i look at him , smile , he smile at me .
THEN AFTER THAT I DONO WHY !? BUT DE MOTHER CHANGE PLACE WITH HER DAUGHTER !?
Then de Toddler end up beside me !?
Then he keep calling me , then for awhile , the first 10mins i entertain him .
Till he got violent .
LOLX !
First i got spat in de face by him ._. , then he scratch my hand , and keep screaming .
GOSH , IT WAS HELL .
THE WHOLE JOURNEY WAS 40 MINUTES CAN !? AND I WAS SO HUNGRY AND THIS BLOODY TODDLER IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF .!
Arghhh , first he throw cards on de floor , i pick up then pass him , he throw again , i don wan pick up . Then he keep shouting in chinese , "I want carddd ."
Then he even keep calling me "Jin Xuan Gege"
LOLX !
Then his mother told me cause i look like his relative de brother .
Then after that de toddler keep calling me "Jinxuan gege" then de mother say "Look closely , u sure that is jinxuan gege ?" (In chinese .)
Then de toddler say "Nope ."( (In chinese .)
Then de mother say :"Jinxuan gege is skinner then him." (In chinese .)
FOR GOD SAKE I KNOW I'M FAT .
U DON HAVE TO SAY UNTIL LIKE THAT CAN .
LOLX !
Then so depress .
Ahahaha !
Yeap then de whole journey i din't utter a single chinese word to reply them , i just smile to them .
Don wan embarass myself .__.
LOLX !

Anywayy inside de resort world bought bread then de china chef tell me don have "bao cai" le can ?
I DON EVEN NOE WAD IS BAOCAI CAN !?
Until he point to me , which is cabbage )::
So noob lurhh .!




Haa , I guess I should stop harassing her le ba ?
She got hand got leg , if really want to talk to me can message me herself de mah .
Keep disturbing her for wad !?
I guess i will message u once in awhile lor .. <::
I scared u find me irritating can !
Everytime i text u first then its like .. Nehmind . Paranoid . :DD
Goodnight sweet dreams !
SHALL GO JOGGING TOMORROW (::
Ohohohoo ! Goodnight sweet dreams ! <::

Evening all ! :DD
LOLX ! Hmmm .. Dono where to startt ehh !
Lots of stuffs happen but forgot >::
Well let's start with today !
AHAHAH ! I remeber everything that happen today ! :DD
Today's my brother Birthday , so Happy Birthday Bro ! (::
Just got back with celebrations .
SO POOR THING CAN MY BROTHER !
LOLX !
Really very poor thing , if i were him early already bang wall and jump off building le .
LOLX !
Anyway , cause his birthday today then we planned a dinner for him le , then asked his girlfriend to go too le .
But then de girlfriend want to give him a surprise mah , then tell all his close friend cannot communicate with him , at all ! Ahhahaa !
Then after that today , his girlfriend tell my bro she don wan go le .
Then all his close friends also never wish him happy birthday .
Then after that in the car ride to de dinner place he like very emo lor !
Ahahha , wanted to tell him , but then also don wan ruin de surprise , so leave him alone , Such a good brother i am ehh .
LOLX !
Then after that went to de Thai restaurant , then all his friends there , then he shock .
Super funny can !
But then on the trip to de thai Restaurant i also felt guilty >::
I WAS LATE .! I MADE EVERYBODY WAIT CAN !
Suppose to reach de Thai restaurant at 7.30pm , then i reach home at 7 , when i'm suppose to reach home BY 6.30pm , then after that my whole family waited for me , then rush off .
Then after that got traffic jam >:: WHICH IS MY FAULT TOO .
Then my dad turn wrongly , then went through 3 ERP gantries for no reason , ALSO MY FAULT .
Then all my Bro's friend waited for 45mins , WHICH IS MY FAULT )::
But it was fun with them :PP
LOLX SO FUNNY LA , ONE OF HIS FRIEND SUPER HORNY AR !
Cause we eat finish de food le , then got Bakerzin cake for my bro mah , then they cut , everybody eat alot of slices , until everyone full le .
But then left 1 slice of the cake , then nobody eat cause too full .
Then my Bro fren say "Kejin , u should eat de last slice of cake u noe , good for ur body . Got cheese . Your body need more dairy products ."
LOLX !
Funny can !
If u don understand that sentence , here's a simpler version <::
CAuse we ate choclate cheese cake , then she need more dairy product to produce milk , to enhance that part ..
LOLX !
Anyway it was just so funny (::

OH OH !
And i realise i'm not de only retarded person ! <::
YAY !
LOLX !
Cause i wanted to get my Bro a present , but dono wad to get him , he like have everything le lor , then wad he want also can buy , then i dono wad to buy for him .
Then i noe he like chocolates alot , then wanted to buy , but then chocolate like .. I dono ?
Then i ask my mum wad should i give , she ask me give Ang Bao , LOLX !
I'M STILL WAY TOO YOUNG FOR THAT CAN !
Lucky , got another idiot also retarded !
YES ! :DDD
Thankss Eh !
Ahahaha !

Alright now is de pissing off part .
Well lazy say anything about de VP talk le .
Hey dude , if u are reading this , NAH ! U wouldn't , and nobody will noe who i'm referring to <::
YOU THERE , STOP BEING A PUSS .
SERIOUSLY , LOLX !
U GOT BALLS ANOT !? VP SAY WHO DON WAN TO COME FOR BAND RAISE UP HAND , U NO BALL IS IT ?
DON RAISE UP HAND , THEN WENT BACK TO ________ COMPLAIN SAY WAD DON WAN GO FOR BAND , I DON CARE ?
LOLX ! PLEASE LURHH , U REALLY MADE ME LAUGHED MAN .
& I din't regretted shouting that to you :DDD
No ball don come act please .
Go one corner emo lurhh , face so red , u think i scared ar !
LOLX ! SO FUNNY CAN !
U ARE DE FIRST PERSON I GUAILAN THEN DE FACE WILL BE FILLED WITH ANGER TILL SO RED .
LOLX !
Anyway , thanks for making my morning much more joyful .
AHAHAHAA ! :DD
U suck alot , no-balls-guy . (::


Alright better be in bed soon ! Tomorrow still got bandd , then after that still need chiong for tuition , then need go out for concert i think ? Dono whether wan go or not ?
Think go home sleep better , Cause sunday need wake up early again >::
7AM CAN !
Whole week shortage of sleep ! :DDD

Goodnight sweet dreams peeps !

Eveeening all ~ ! :DDDD

Hmmmm , dono where to start .
Ahahaha !
First thing first , THANKS ALOT ERNEST !
REALLY HOR , THANKS ALOT for that inprint .!
LOLX ! .____.
Now waiting for my dinner then go for concert le ! :DDD
Hope its fun ehhh !
Super tired can !
Last night reach home 4.50pm , showered sleep till 7 wake up watch tv till 11pm then sleep , I THOUGHT I COULD SLEEP !
Then on de bed roll and roll for 45minutes ! .___.
Then after that my brother came home , come disturb me , LOLX !
At leeast he came back :DDD , then got somebody to chat to till 1am , then after that slept , 2.30am woke up .
S-O-C-C-E-R !
Finally can watch on tv le lor !
No need watch on lappy !
Went o0ut saw my dad , then watch with him .
LOLX !
Then finish de match go back sleep , wake up at 6.30am , SUPER . SUPER . TIRED .
Slog my way to school .
And here i am back home !
:DDDDD
MY TOE NAIL IS GROWING ! YAY YAY YAY !
3/4 le !
Last quarter and i got a full nail le ! LOLX !


Oh and i realise i'm hook up on online scrabble ? Thanks to Mr.Phua .
LOLX !
Cause that night was a Sunday then next day youth day , lazy study so went online , then mp , lina , bridget playing scrabble . So i join in !
FUNNN CAN !
But its boring to de enddd .__.
BUT DE BEGINNING WAS FUNNNN ! :DDDD

& you're really starting to piss me off .
Well , not starting , i'm already very pissed .
LOLX !
I can't even imagine I even thought about kissing you .
PLEASE LA HOR .
Cannot even kiss ur own lanjia0 want kiss other people ?
Cannot reach le still wan aim so far for what ?
U want kiss her she want kiss other people lurhh .
Alright alright got to stop it .
LOLX !
/erase everything .

Lalalaa ~

Lies after lies after lies . Ahahaha !
Best part , u seriously suck at lying !
"No time message u ."
klak klak klak ( Messaging other people .)
LOLX !
me : Orhh okay .
HOW GOOD AM I MAN ! i'mmm so nice not to expose !
Ahhahaa , alright my ahnehhneh call me le :DD
Time to go !
Later late , get scolded again , by that fierce ahneh !
NEHNEHNEHNEHNEHNEHNEH !
(::



Cheers peeps !
Piu piu !


I LOVE WORDS THAT ARE BIG . AHAHAHAHA !

LOLX LOLX LOLX !
I realise i got another stalker <::
AHAHAHA !
Hello there .
Hello to you too .
Hi over there .
Morning Ebveryone ! :DD
Alright lame .
Anyway , bought new shoe at TM yesterday , then blahblah
&& I found out TM de Swensens is better than Bishan can !
SO MUCH BETTER .!

OH OH GUESS WAD !
MY TOENAIL . FINALLY . GROW . HALF . LE .
LOLX !
Half more and its full recoveryyy ! (::

Chinese Orall .......
Skip that topic ehh ? :DD
All u need to noe is , if i'm lucky , i will pass my oral :DDDD
Not lucky , then too bad )::
Weeeee , yesterday went de converse saw something retarded lor !
AHAHAHA !
The converse shoe they sell got de country's flag , and there were only 4 country .(Italy , England , Brazil & Germany .)
Blabla , de rest u use ur imagination :DD
Cause lazy type le >::


Anyway , there was a person who said she noe me ?
BUT I SWEAR I SERIOUSLY DONO HER !?
Wrong person i guess .. Hope .. :P
LOLX !
How's my prepartion for O level ?
Not good ehh ..
AND U CAN TELL FROM READING DE POST !
Its like so frequent can ! Everytime come online online .!
Arghh !
Hate myself >::
E-Maths .. Doing fine .., de only subject which i'm doing fine !
A-Maths , not really but still manageable ?
Humans ! MY COMBINE HUMANS ! >::
Both Geog and SS lor !
I DONO HOW TO PASS THEM .
THIS WHOLE YEAR NEVER PASS ONCE AT ALL .
NOT EVEN O-N-C-E )::
Don say lurhh la ..
Guess shall start studying after lunchtime ?







(:: see you soon ! :DD

READ THIS FIRST ! :) Name: Benjamin Koh .
School: Yuying Secondary School .
- Welcome to my blog , and please read this stuffs FIRST .
1) USUALLY hyper and cheerful , if not it will be super emo and pissED .
2) Random Attitude .
3) NEVER think before i talk so also always offend people .
4) Really appreciate if people were to care for me once in awhile especially when i'm down :)
5) And i have short term memory , so if u quarrel with me yesterday you will be waiting for a sorry from me the very next day :D . And don't ask me remember stuffs , its hard xO .
6) LOVE to play in rain . xD
7) AND I SUPER SUPER HATE BEING MALIGN !
8) VERY short tempered .

Love:
-Prata .
-Satay .
-Food .
-Friends .
-Love .
-Red .
-Rains .
Hates:
-Pangseh Kia .
-Peeps who ignore me .
-People who show me attitude for no reason .

Freedom
Four A1's
Lots of friends
Best BoyF
Best GirlF
Pass all my other tests ?
SUPER GOOD MEMORY !

Venice .
Syazani .
Desmond .
ANGGGGGGGGGGGGGG .
Andrea .
Cariah .
Carin .
Gil .
HongXing .
Meiting .
Rachel .
Timmy Noobie .
Yvonne .

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